Send us a simple hello-world.java style program, but instead of printing out "Hello World!," have your program print out what YOU think is a good joke.
PLEASE verify that your assignment compiles properly before you turnin, and document any known bugs. Points will be taken off for undocumented "features" or code which doesn't compile.
In your turnin package, the only types of files we want are *.java, makefile, and any online documentation files. Please do not turnin executables,, or anything ending in ~ or % (i.e. editor files) and ESPECIALLY don't hand in any core files!
Last updated by Rik Belew on 31 Mar 99.